IN THE FACE OF EMUS TOOK FLIGHT: THE GREAT EMU WAR

Back in the dusty summer of, Australia faced a unique problem. A large flock of emus, those flightless giants, decided that the farmland in Western Australia was {prime real estate|a tasty buffet. The farmers were outraged, as these emus were razing their crops with insatiable hunger. a decision they came to regret, decided to call in the military.

On a blustery afternoon in that fateful year, disaster unfolded Boston. A massive tank filled with sticky, sweet molasses gave way sending a wall of of the thick liquid crashing through the streets. The force was catastrophic, crushing buildings and entombing residents in a gooey mire. Dozens of people were killed, and many more were wounded. The